the great thing about coffee: it cures exhaustion at 11 pm and enables you to write a bomb ass paper
The bad thing about coffee: it’s now 3 am and the only thing I want to do is cha cha real smooth
i cant believe caffeine was the only drug i was on when i wrote this
In 1983 a man was tested to see if he could
sense god if all his senses were taken away.
Every sense nerve in his brain was
disconnected. He could not feel, hear, see or
smell. He began reporting he could hear the
voices of the dead and gave precise details
that he could have not known. He then said he
could see them and began clawing at his eyes,
it turned to screaming and biting chunks of his
flesh off. His last words were “I have spoken
with God, and he has abandoned us” and
Prince George receives a giant stuffed wombat from Australia’s Governor General.
In other news, George and the Wombat sounds like an excellent new children’s book series.
Do they ever just hold him? Or do they always need to have him on display
A lot of babies hate facing backwards and feeling constrained, so they have to be held like this. I was one of them. xD
this kid is hilarious.
it’s so rare that you meet someone who makes you feel so warm and happy like they are like sunshine and you just want them around all the time
do you think you’re something fucking special you little shit???? because you are, you really really are, the world shines a little brighter with you no matter what you think and you deserve to keep your chin up, sunshine, have a good day.